Designing A Nervous Breakdown

How the &@$! do I make a word out of these letters? F you, word pops.

Lunch. Thai beef with basil leaves.

ewokonline:

vela:

bowlingalleylawyer:

kbels:

bowlingalleylawyer:

It sho nuff is tough living down chere in Wilmington among them thar st00pid southerners…

I was just talking about how this was my IDEAL place to live. And then I got sad and looked at apartments and they seem to be fairly reasonable, so then I looked for jobs and it appears there are none (at least on craigslist). Either way, I’m trapped even further South for what appears to be the rest of my life (thanks, following your heart, you fucking jerk). I’m thinking about getting some acid wash jeans, smoking marb reds, and neglecting to condition my hair on a regular basis just to rebel and fit in with the nice people at Walmart.

I hate your face, Florida.

it IS such a wonderful place to live! decent cost of living, amazing weather, the arts, the movie and tv industry, endless gorgeous scenery… but it is a tough job market (cos everyone wants to live here!). I am so lucky I got my teaching job when I did.
The good thing is you can always make a ton of money waiting tables in the summers thanks to the tourists at the beach. I had to fall back on that last summer and made as much as I did teaching!
if you can get here, do.

It’s funny how people don’t understand how pretty the South really is. That’s fine, more for us, right? Oh and KBels, I’m also stuck in Florida.

Okay, so. I bitch about the South sometimes.

But when I do, it’s the stereotypical ones I’m talking about. I’ve met some awesome, awesome people living in Nashville, but there are still the dumb hicks I can’t stand. My opinion of them went really downhill when I got dragged out of my car and almost beat up for accidentally bumper tapping someone (who parked behind me, illegally) as I was backing out. It’s not my fault your dumb, drunk hick ass parked your piece of shit pickup truck behind a legal spot, on a curb.

All that aside, the Northwoods are always my pick for “prettiest scenery,” but there is definitely some awesome scenery down South.

fall is my favorite season, and it’s really pretty around Nashville. Excited to see it again this year.

itsalwayssunny:

Charlie: It’s locked! We’re gonna try this out…
Dennis: What is that, your apartment key?
Charlie: Yeah, let’s see if it’s gonna work..
Dennis: That’s not gonna work!
Charlie: Why not?
Dennis: We’re not at your apartment, shit head!
Charlie: Well, how many possible lock combinations can there be?
Dennis: Ohhhhh so many, dude! Like hundreds and thousands.
Charlie: Well, eventually they’re gonna overlap!
Dennis: They’re not ever going to overlap!
Charlie: Ohh, you know, you’re right it’s not working.
Dennis: No shit.
Charlie: Pfft, well it was worth a try!
Dennis: Not worth a try.

Oh, hi.

Hair (After)

Hair (Before)